"Thanks for coming Brian, you were fantastic!"

-Sullys Comedy Cellar

 

"Great Job last night at Liberty Laughs, and thank you for recording your CD at LL.  I got to get a copy of that!"

-Chris Keyser Manager of Liberty Laughs

 

"Brian is a brave soul. His life and the magical tapestry he weaves with his words inspire us all." -Oprah *

 

"Crotch humor at it's finest." -Ball Joke Monthly

 

I tried to buy a t-shirt off you and you told me no. What the shit is that about? I thought you were supposed to be funny not a dick! ~Phil

 

brian you are the greatest, love dad

 

how come no pictures of women on your site? i don't care if funny or not, i want half naked women!  

~Jimbo

 

 

I know, what a deal!!! You would think a deal like this wouldn't be true, and normally it isn't! But today, and today alone (plus any other day) you can receive free laughter courtesy of Brian Kerns!!! But Wait, there's more! Go to www.briankernscomedy.com today and also receive a free hand job! That's right folks, watch closely to his videos and you will see people clapping (maybe not), but you WILL hear people clapping!!! What a freaking deal!!!!

-The Dummy Man Messenger

 

I have never seen anyone as bright as Brian. - the sun

 

Brian is one comedian who really needs a day job. -The Wife

 

Yo, I'm tellin you now.  B is freakin hilarious! If you like mad peeps comin to your club, makin mad bread, and laughin your ass off, hit up my boy B! You won't be disappointed. Casey Smith AKA: Harmon Killa-Brew!

 

I'm a selective listener, 95% of what meets my ears every day is garbage. Pretty girls moaning and Brian Kerns comedy is where its AT. I cried laughing and was worried I might piss myself. Keep it rolling

anonymous

 

Brian Kerns is hilarious!! I urge everyone who likes a good stomach wrenching laugh to go see him live!

Adam

 

Damn B, Good times on Aug 28th, swish swish swish REDNECK KYLE

 

I like Lisa's comment. You're the only person I know living your dream. Keep em laughing B!

Your sister, Krissy.

 

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